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You know you are from Hamburg when.
You know you are from Hamburg when... You know that Lotto is a person and not a game. You know the difference of Strand and Sankt Pauli. You prefer to drink Astra, not drive it. You stopped wearing shirts with your city\\\'s name on, about the same time Berlin started it. You cannot get used to the U2-U3 switch from Berliner Tor. You sometimes buy Feinbrot. You often buy Franzbrötchen. You know the Kiosk 2000 in Altona. You have been at least once in the Waschbar, Duschbar, Sonderbar or Barbarbarbar. You want Helmut Schmidt back. You know who Herr Vorragend is. You ignore Hamburg 1 channel including Hausmeister Rudi. You tried to jog around the Alster and failed. You miss the Grindel Cinema. You say Rundstück. You fell asleep drunk in the regional train to Altona and woke up in Sylt. You grill and picknick in the rain. You never swam in the Alster. You know that real cowboys go to Santa Fu. You prefer Galao over Macchicato. You know which Dock is from Blohm and Voss. You know that F214 is the name of the Hapag-Lloyd orange. You have waited at the wrong Pizza Hut at main station for someone. You at least once advised a car with a foreign license plate to take the bridge leading through customs in the free harbor. You don\\\'t go to the Reeperbahn but Hamburger Berg. You know the difference of Luden and Koberer. The Esso gas station employees know your name. You used to buy hair die in the Marktstrasse. You have spent minumun 20Euro at Fühlsbüttel airport for a dry sandwich with coffee. Your parents phone number has no more than 7 digits. You write an \\\"f\\\" on the sign of the Schlump train station. You believe that the playground on planten und bloom used to be 3 times the size. You get mad if someone does your MoPo crossword puzzle. You touched robot man at the Jungfernstieg. You think the fishmarket opens late Saturday night. You miss Antje R.I.P. You would like this page to be in German or Plattdüütsch. You hear someone yell \\\"Hummel, Hummel\\\" and it is an automatic reflex to yell back \\\"Mors, Mors\\\" The words Kiez, Dom,Bambule, Schanze, Rote Flora actually have a meaning to you. You hear someone talking about \\\"DOM\\\" and you immediately start thinking about candy and rides, and get irritated when you find out they actually mean a church You enter a room by saying \\\"Moin\\\" and leave by saying \\\"Tschüss\\\" The radio says, \\\"Queen Mary is arriving on Sunday\\\" and you actually know who (or more so what) is coming You don\\\'t think it\\\'s weird that public transportation, taxi, police drive Mercedes, instead everything else is weird You exchange your Dutch Euro\\\'s into German ones at the local Sparkasse before every football game. You NEVER leave the house without an umbrella You always say, \\\"that\\\'s not rain\\\" when it rains in countries that normally never get rain You still call it the Volksparkstadion (nice one!!!)
You know you are from Hamburg when... You know that Lotto is a person and not a game. You know the difference of Strand and Sankt Pauli. You prefer to drink Astra, not drive it. You stopped wearing shirts with your city\\\'s name on, about the same time Berlin started it. You cannot get used to the U2-U3 switch from Berliner Tor. You sometimes buy Feinbrot. You often buy Franzbrötchen. You know the Kiosk 2000 in Altona. You have been at least once in the Waschbar, Duschbar, Sonderbar or Barbarbarbar. You want Helmut Schmidt back. You know who Herr Vorragend is. You ignore Hamburg 1 channel including Hausmeister Rudi. You tried to jog around the Alster and failed. You miss the Grindel Cinema. You say Rundstück. You fell asleep drunk in the regional train to Altona and woke up in Sylt. You grill and picknick in the rain. You never swam in the Alster. You know that real cowboys go to Santa Fu. You prefer Galao over Macchicato. You know which Dock is from Blohm and Voss. You know that F214 is the name of the Hapag-Lloyd orange. You have waited at the wrong Pizza Hut at main station for someone. You at least once advised a car with a foreign license plate to take the bridge leading through customs in the free harbor. You don\\\'t go to the Reeperbahn but Hamburger Berg. You know the difference of Luden and Koberer. The Esso gas station employees know your name. You used to buy hair die in the Marktstrasse. You have spent minumun 20Euro at Fühlsbüttel airport for a dry sandwich with coffee. Your parents phone number has no more than 7 digits. You write an \\\"f\\\" on the sign of the Schlump train station. You believe that the playground on planten und bloom used to be 3 times the size. You get mad if someone does your MoPo crossword puzzle. You touched robot man at the Jungfernstieg. You think the fishmarket opens late Saturday night. You miss Antje R.I.P. You would like this page to be in German or Plattdüütsch. You hear someone yell \\\"Hummel, Hummel\\\" and it is an automatic reflex to yell back \\\"Mors, Mors\\\" The words Kiez, Dom,Bambule, Schanze, Rote Flora actually have a meaning to you. You hear someone talking about \\\"DOM\\\" and you immediately start thinking about candy and rides, and get irritated when you find out they actually mean a church You enter a room by saying \\\"Moin\\\" and leave by saying \\\"Tschüss\\\" The radio says, \\\"Queen Mary is arriving on Sunday\\\" and you actually know who (or more so what) is coming You don\\\'t think it\\\'s weird that public transportation, taxi, police drive Mercedes, instead everything else is weird You exchange your Dutch Euro\\\'s into German ones at the local Sparkasse before every football game. You NEVER leave the house without an umbrella You always say, \\\"that\\\'s not rain\\\" when it rains in countries that normally never get rain You still call it the Volksparkstadion (nice one!!!)
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Inspirations: Art of M.C. Escher
